mmmmm....beeeeer

yeah, so i dont really like beer. but in a pinch it can soooo totally be acceptablea beer break.....would be much appreciated right now as wll....hey bartenderrrrrr! oh, and since i wont be typing much after the beer break...ocifer?, hic' cud you takes me drunk...im..'hic....home. burrrrrrrp! thank you and gud night!



song: the beer song

uhm...yeah

song: take this job and shove it

ima DORK

yeah i know... i have those inevitable senior moments from time to time... and i don't mean the days from high school. i mean the type of moments where you just want to slap yourself and then send yourself to your room just because you have no idea why you just did or said what you did. that being said, i will not elaborate... there's really no need to about my resent attempts at being stupid, all you need to know is that the task was accomplished well.


although, i did pass my first midterm with 100%.

remember kindergarten?

To be fair... Robert Fulghum wrote the book, and it is true, we learned a lot in kindergarten, all the basic fundamentals necessary for sustaining a balenced life... like, Share, Play fair, Don't hit people, Put things back where you found them, Clean up your own mess, Don't steal, Say you're sorry if you hurt someone,Wash your hands, Flush, Be artistic, Cookies are good for you, take naps, and when out in the world Look both ways, hold hands and stick together...
I am sure there are a lot more... but... something I forgot to learn until recently is, Don't slam your car door shut untill AFTER your hand is OUT OF THE WAY!


that hurts.

whats for dinner mom?????

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Mean Kitty Song.

uh.... ok dad...whatever

So, yesterday and last night, being Fathers Day, mom and I left the T.V. remote in dads hands. I think the channel was stuck on the golf channel or something as we rarely saw anything but that throughout the day from the time they got home from church to the moment he shut it off to go to bed. Most of the time dad has a pretty good understanding of what is going on, regardless the game, even if he has slept through the majority of it. I will say though, he really threw mom and I off when during a commercial, he uttered these words..." I believe if I took Viagra, I'd have to have a Motorcycle."