uhm...yeah

song: take this job and shove it

ima DORK

yeah i know... i have those inevitable senior moments from time to time... and i don't mean the days from high school. i mean the type of moments where you just want to slap yourself and then send yourself to your room just because you have no idea why you just did or said what you did. that being said, i will not elaborate... there's really no need to about my resent attempts at being stupid, all you need to know is that the task was accomplished well.


although, i did pass my first midterm with 100%.

remember kindergarten?

To be fair... Robert Fulghum wrote the book, and it is true, we learned a lot in kindergarten, all the basic fundamentals necessary for sustaining a balenced life... like, Share, Play fair, Don't hit people, Put things back where you found them, Clean up your own mess, Don't steal, Say you're sorry if you hurt someone,Wash your hands, Flush, Be artistic, Cookies are good for you, take naps, and when out in the world Look both ways, hold hands and stick together...
I am sure there are a lot more... but... something I forgot to learn until recently is, Don't slam your car door shut untill AFTER your hand is OUT OF THE WAY!


that hurts.

whats for dinner mom?????

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Mean Kitty Song.

uh.... ok dad...whatever

So, yesterday and last night, being Fathers Day, mom and I left the T.V. remote in dads hands. I think the channel was stuck on the golf channel or something as we rarely saw anything but that throughout the day from the time they got home from church to the moment he shut it off to go to bed. Most of the time dad has a pretty good understanding of what is going on, regardless the game, even if he has slept through the majority of it. I will say though, he really threw mom and I off when during a commercial, he uttered these words..." I believe if I took Viagra, I'd have to have a Motorcycle."

TIMMMMBER!!!!!

so, kitteh has recovered from the bath, only to traumatise herself all in the name of luv. yes the incredibly agile yet slightly handicapped kitteh, was leaning as far forward as possible on a table ledge just to get a glimpse of her grandma (my mom). She absolutely loves my mother... what cat doesn't admire the ones least likely to love them? so, last night as we were all watching "so you think you can dance" (cat included)she tried her best to lean into moms direction for attention and as gravity would have it, she plummeted to the ground busting the myth that all cats land on all four. She is ok, pride aside and is yet again, tonight, sitting on that table ledge crying out to grandma to love on her.